A man who waits for roast duck to enter his mouth must wait a very, very long time – Chinese Proverb
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Witty Words of the Day – You Ain’t Small!
If you think you’re too small to make a difference, you haven’t spent a night with a mosquito – African Proverb
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Witty Words of the Day – Dance?
He who cannot dance blames the band for being under-rehearsed. – Polish Proverb
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Witty Words of the Day – Take The Stage!
“Doris, the audience are not actually hissing at you; it’s just a lot of people whispering to each other, ‘That’s Doris Cooper, Gladys Cooper’s sister.'” – Noel Coward
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Witty Words of The Day – Take A Trip!
Commitment is like taking a trip to a holiday destination. You have to go all the way out before you get there.
– Fola O’ Martins
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Witty Words of The Day – Time is Pizza!
Time is like a pizza. Whatever toppings you put on it, is what you get to enjoy from it!
– Fola O’ Martins
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Witty Words of the Day – Give and Keep A Smile!
A smile, along with your word and heart, is something you can give away but still keep!
From 1,001 Smiles by Marion Kaplinsky
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Witty Words of The Day – You’re Popular!
INSTANT SELF-ESTEEM
When you’re suffering from low self-esteem, just phone yourself. The line will always be busy. See? People like you. You’re popular.
From 1,001 Smiles by Marion Kaplinsky
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